IRC People.

Most of the pictures are reproduced without permission, and almost certainly categorised without permission. The people are listed in no implied order within the category, and as a rule, no email addresses are included. Not all the nicknames are the real nickname that the person uses to save them being harassed by the small group of rather pitiful individuals that the IRC seems to attract.

Origionally, the people in the categories were voted on by a group of three people, though occasionally I ignored them. The comments after the pictures are the opinion of this page's editors and are not always the views shared by the rest of the world.

Should you want your picture to be included, mail me with a pointer to it. The same goes if you would like your picture updated with a newer one.

Note: I consider the categorisation used, to be what 90% of the people who look at IRC pictures want. The cute people are at the top, the rest follow on later. I don't condone this personally but if this is what people want then this is what they should have.

First, the cute people!

(No order implied for the top few)

• Lorry in his more usual purple pose. (Homepage).
• Clo with odd tastes in most things.
• Kashka here seen sitting in a toilet. (Homepage).
• Sylvia Spwuck-Wiggley-Wogers and JJ - Your guess which is which! She told me not to put "vixn0.jpg" here, so I won't. (Homepage).
• Popey not looking evil at all, oddly.
• Mischief cute in all of her forms... (Homepage).
• Misty rather overdressed... As usual. (Homepage).
• Silky who seems to avoid colour film. (Homepage).
• Groovey with this rather good picture. (Homepage).
• Yasmin - I need say no more, need I?
• Terri who I guess is cute, but seems to have a slight alcohol problem. (Homepage).
• Binbag who had to have the man cut out of this picture.
• Grim was rather cute, shame he got fat and old. Does he need a nose job?
• Sprog who is cute, but obviously mentally deranged. (Homepage).
• ^_^ wearing her "young adventurer kit".
• Gedge who's sweet as well as cute, so they tell me. (Homepage).
• Mavin on her way to Paddington to carry out her hobby. (Homepage).
• Senyelesh would kill me for calling her cute, but who cares?
• Cindy who had vanished, but turned up again after 3 years.
• Maddy who is a loonie, but quite pretty anyway.
• Maddie with a similar name to Maddy and if anything, more of a loonie.
• Gummi and Rosa who are both cute.
• Radion - What can I say, look at that hair!
• SazUK who's cute, in the way that baby rats are cute. (Homepage).
• Bobette wouldn't provide a picture, so we used this (pretty accurate) artist's impression.

Next, the people who didn't quite get into the "cute" category.

• Zobo who would have been cute if it hadn't been for his previous picture like thing.
• Eve complete loony, strange accent, people seem to like her, for a while at least.
• Foddy would definately have made the cute category if it weren't for his complete lack of taste!.
• Viv who seems to look different in every picture. (Homepage).

Being polite, this lot are "normal".

Personally, I'd cross the street to avoid this lot and lock up my kids and pets when I got home!

• Arashi - The name means "storm", bloody big storm!
• Pete-F, normally quite a jolly chap got caught out of disguise here!
• Taccers talks to the trees, but they don't listen to him.
• Aonarak who doesn't talk to us, for some reason.
• BigAudio who probably uses the phrase "You aint from around these parts, are you boy".
• Meta - My meta character is a small meaningless tick, so, it would seem, is this character.
• Andy-B chats up anything breathing and female and probably doesn't get very far.
• Stfe - Do you think she'd look more 'proper' with a 12 inch carving knife?
• Beetle - People try to swim oceans to get away from him, but he drags them back in.
• El_Ingles - ExPatriot... Ex lots of things.

People you probably wouldn't want to invite anywhere. Ever!

• Lucifer wins an award for making Davey Winder look human.
• Clive often suffers from the delusion that he is actually a windmill.
• THP once described as looking like a mangy crow, certainly strange.

The Essential Dweeb Collection.

• _Ed_ who I reckon owns a set of surgical instruments.
• _Anarchy_ who did the networking code for Linux in a Yeti costume.
• Crb saving the world for uninteresting, self-important, teenage geeks and their dreadful homepages. Whilst on this subject, compare the following pictures: Crb and some woman who seems to be avoiding him and the video cover from Night of the Living Dead.
• Haqa - Someone who probably has little more than one topic of conversation.
• RobL who moonlights in his spare time as the model for Mr Logic.
• Noidd and his inseperable pal Morgaine.

They may just have had a bad hair day. Heaven help them otherwise.

• Torq - even I don't remember him looking this much like a convict!
• Danius is actually semi-human, but this is bad (Oh go on then, the new picture)...
• Mavin - Although she is also in the cute section, this one doesn't help much.

Space aliens the cat dragged in after they fell out of the Ugly Tree, hitting every branch on the way down.

• Eehpcm - No-one can really look like this can they? Life certainly did him no favours at all.
• Snowgoose confused us here, what exact emotion is this shot meant to evoke in the viewer and would it have been a better picture with her teeth in?